Being a new parent has turned me into a connoisseur of the fine points, meanings, and intricacies of infant fecal matter. I fully aware I worry too much. I just can't for the life of me do anything about it.
This made me laugh so hard. Oh yes. The infant poop debacle.
Why is my kid pooping so much? Why isn't my kid pooping more? What exactly IS that in their poop? Why am I worrying about this? Should I be more concerned? I mean really, I'm staying up at night thinking about poop! (or lack thereof). Is poop supposed to be that color? How do astronauts poop? Do they poop in their suits? Do they poop in the station? Do you think it floats up the toilet out at them? Why am I thinking about astronaut poop? Oh yea! Did my baby poop today? Did he poop just now? Maybe I should go check his diaper just in case.
This made me laugh so hard. Oh yes. The infant poop debacle.
ReplyDeleteWhy is my kid pooping so much? Why isn't my kid pooping more? What exactly IS that in their poop? Why am I worrying about this? Should I be more concerned? I mean really, I'm staying up at night thinking about poop! (or lack thereof). Is poop supposed to be that color? How do astronauts poop? Do they poop in their suits? Do they poop in the station? Do you think it floats up the toilet out at them? Why am I thinking about astronaut poop? Oh yea! Did my baby poop today? Did he poop just now? Maybe I should go check his diaper just in case.
We're familiar with this train of thought.